The Writer's Guild 
     Technically speaking, this is MY guild (for now). Here is a collection of my articles, short stories, and various other writings that I have done in the past.This page is open to anyone who thinks their work is sassy enough to withstand my criticsm or has a fist full of cash. 
Articles 

     These articles are based on my observations of everyday life.They are, of course, quite silly due to the fact that, though I do not consider life a joke, I consider it down right hilarious most of the time.

 
 
 
 
 
 

The Mustang Messenger 

     In my senior year of Highschool I joined a Journalism I class. Due to a severe lack of journalists, I along with several other novices were enlisted to write for the school paper, the Mustang Messenger, which was basically a Journalism II project.
     I wrote several articles, all of which were vastly different than anything the paper had ever seen.One article in particluar ("1-2-3-4 What Are We Fighting For?") was very contraversial due to the high patriot/ fanatic/nationalist/cultist/millitia population in my school, and I recieved numerous threats of bodily harm and some of the dumbest arguements I've ever had the displeasure of being forced to partake in.
     Needless to say that, as a journalist, I felt damn good.I do owe thanks to Katie Bowen, however.She was a close friend who I'm sure helped to get a lot of my articles printed and not burned at the stake ...mmmm...steak...
 


Graded Papers 

     During my highschool and college career I have had to write a great many papers, either as assignments or extra credit, and here are the ones I saved.  I should note that most of these papers are not my favorites due to harsh restrictions placed on them by my proffesors.  These people have no originallity.  Thesis - Body - Conclusion.  That's all they believe in.  No wonder there are so few good writers out there.