The other contribution to the Evol Corp name is from reversing the word "Evol" to "Love." There is a universal rule that all women are evil (I can back this up), so I call all of my friends who happen to be female "evil." Jen(n), one of my bestest friends in this corner of the galaxy, exceeds in being evil, a fact of which she admits to proudly. I set her up with an e-mail account a while back and she began signing her name "Evol, Jen" and stating that it is a code. I honestly had no idea what she was talking about because I am dumb as a brick...a fact that she reminded me of when she explained that I was supposed to flip the word "Evol" around. Evol = Evil + Love, etc. I think  I get it now, but I'm not 100% certain.

     The Evol Corporation is great because it takes the blame for everything wrong in the world and yet, in some form or another, we enjoy most of those things which are wrong. It's evil, but ya' can't help but like it. 

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     You Die Joe, Inc. : The Web Page is a joint effort by my friend Jay and I to see how close we can get to insanity without actually becoming insane.  It was designed using three various shareware and commercial web page designers, HTML writers, and JAVA scripts as well as the extremely useful Netscape Navigator 4.02.
    The idea behind my web page, the Evol Corporation, is simple: I wanted to set up a place for my friends to hang as long as they are close to a computer. That is why many of the items within these pages will make the average user go, "Huh?" or, at the very least , force them to scratch.

• Flashing video game bullets that float at a speedy 2 mph.
• Bucket o' Badguys; all the enemies you'll need to put in your video game. They shoot in random directions, jump off cliffs, and even mindlessly and suicidally run into the player.
• Dan.
• Those prize machines with a mechanical claw made up of a rare matireal that looks just like metal but has the density and sturdiness of old McDonalds' French Fries.
• The small, 100 pound prizes inside the prize claw machines.
• The Super Scope Six (It's not a gun!)
• The Sega Menacer (Which looks like a tool used to put a tire back onto a stock car).
• Long, hard, tedious games with either no save points or 50 letter passwords.
• Jupiter Strike.
• Scorpion, Sub-Zero, Ermac, Reptile, Smoke, etc.
• The Video Games Rating System.
• Producing anime that our staff wrote down plots for on used bar napkins after a long night of getting totally smashed. Our most proud achievement has been Magical Twilight, and pretty much the rest of A.D. Vision's library.
• Vampire Hunter D on the Sci-Fi Network.
• Vampire Hunter D anywhere.
• Dubbed Urusei Yatsura.
• Fallen Empires.
• Reprinting Fallen Empire cards in Fifth Edition.
• Most of Canada.
• Big, flashing red parts on enemy bosses in video games that considerately point out it's vunerability to the player, with whom the boss is trying to kill.
• Congo.
• The French.
• Red And Blue Elemental Blasts.

• Dark sun-glasses are a must!
• Supreme abilities in sneaking up on people.
• Being able to hide not only yourself but a dozen of your fellow co-workers behind one barrel without being seen.
• When you die, you have to blink out of existance.
• Must be willing to give ample time to anyone trying to shoot you. Be considerate!
• Hot-Tub privaledges to anyone named Dan.
• Must like John Woo.
• Must be able to suck the filling out of a Twinkee without breaking the light, fluffy pastrey.